About DuffGobrwyii
David Gallagher:
David Gallagher Naked
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Information:
Name: David Gallagher
Born: 1985-02-09
Height: 1.79
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Filmography:
Walker, Texas Ranger (1997), Ten Bucks (2003), Look Who's Talking Now (1993), The Wild Thornberrys (1999), 7th Heaven (2003)
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How is being at a singles bar
different from
going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
DoverNorbertss
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it
was the chickens day off.
MadisonJohnathanwN
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
'Your plaice or mine' !
ClydeSaadyaNF
What's the difference between an elephant
and
a bad pupil ?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes
!
MeadIrelanded
Monster: Stick 'em down.
Ghost: Don't
you mean, stick 'em up.
Monster: No wonder I'm not making much
money in this business.
ErSteathfordQA
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
bed?
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
RudyardGiolladheCF
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
powerful?
Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for
hours at a time
!
MainchinGreeleyMn
Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands
of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait
four years.
FilbukEyotaRw
"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the
nervous lady driver. "There's a tree
coming straight for us!"
ClyflandAmasyauh
What happened when the slave put his head into a
lions
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its
mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
TohyRennyrz